I know you are two and it's your job to be contrary. I know that this is just a phase, and not all of our days will be ridiculously hard. Giving up naps was such a bad idea, and you just don't know what to do with yourself after about 1:00 p.m.
So while you are soaking in the tub, cleaning off the pool chlorine and the remnants of your second potty accident in 30 minutes, I'm just going to sit here and breathe deeply and fantasize about eating Oreos.
Maybe we can be friends again after that.