Right now, this is me:
Our area is under a winter storm warning.
At least a foot of snow is expected.
School has been canceled in anticipation
of yet another April blizzard.
And I'll be home with three yahoos for five long days.
You see, Monday and Tuesday are district-wide "literacy testing days,"
which means school is out then, too. Throw in a snowed-in weekend
and we've got a recipe for climbing walls.
Hopefully I don't go into labor!