Zachary [eyeing his mother's plate]: That is a corn dog with ketchup and mustard.
Heidi: Yes, it is.
Tyler: Ewwww....mustard is the grossest thing I've ever tasted that's a dip-in.
Zachary: You might like it later in life because your taste buds change every four years.
Heidi [impressed]: Where did you learn that?
Zachary: In Why Don't Haircuts Hurt? There's only one page about hair.
[A moment of silence and chewing and pondering about taste buds.]
Tyler: ZACH! Gross! Don't show me your food! You've already done it twice, on purpose, just to make me tell on you!
[Exit one mother, laughing.]