Gavin: Mom, what are we having for dinner?
Heidi: Breakfast casserole.
Gavin: What is that? Like cereal casserole?
*
Gavin: Look! My toast is a triangle!
Lexi: My toast is a shape!
Tyler: Dad is a shape.
Zach: Voice is a shape.
Garry: What?
Zach: You know, sound waves are like boom, boom, boom, boom. (With a cupped hand moving out from his body.)
Tyler: No! They're like oom-tsih-tsih-tsih, oom-tsih-tsih-tsih, with lines and spikes and stuff. Like a mountain.
Heidi: Like a heart monitor? Or a Richter Scale?
Tyler: Yeah! That's what sound waves look like.
*
Garry: Zach, it's your turn to empty the dishwasher.
Zach: Will I have to load it later?
Garry: Please just empty the dishwasher.
Zach: Will I have to load it later?
Garry: Please just empty the dishwasher.
Zach: Will I have to load it later?
Garry: Please just empty the dishwasher.
Zach: Will I have to load it later?
Garry: Please just empty the dishwasher.
Zach: FINE.
*
Gavin: The coffeseed muffins are all gone.
Garry: What did you say?
Gavin: Coffeeseed muffins. We ate them for lunch.
Garry: Don't you mean poppyseed?
Gavin: Oh yeah.
4 comments:
lol love the broken record. parents can play that game too
LOVE it! Laughed right out loud. :)
Did he have to load the dishwasher???
These are terrific!
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