Missing: One brain.
Description: Pinkish, goopy mass chock-full of names, faces, appointment dates and times, phone numbers, clothing and shoe sizes, family gift preferences, blog addresses, birth dates, 29 years of useless facts, party decoration ideas, personality quirks, plus OCD and bipolar tendencies. Equipped with a sensitive "yell" switch and a panic button. Answers to Mom, Mamamama, MOMMY, themeanestmomever, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, You There, Hey Lady, and occasionally Babe.
If found: Please stow in your best organ preservation chest and email this blog author. She has double-booked three separate appointments today alone and is desperately trying to remember where she put her slippers.