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Dec 1, 2008

Post this on your nearest telephone pole

Missing: One brain.

Description: Pinkish, goopy mass chock-full of names, faces, appointment dates and times, phone numbers, clothing and shoe sizes, family gift preferences, blog addresses, birth dates, 29 years of useless facts, party decoration ideas, personality quirks, plus OCD and bipolar tendencies. Equipped with a sensitive "yell" switch and a panic button. Answers to Mom, Mamamama, MOMMY, themeanestmomever, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, You There, Hey Lady, and occasionally Babe.

If found: Please stow in your best organ preservation chest and email this blog author. She has double-booked three separate appointments today alone and is desperately trying to remember where she put her slippers.

8 comments:

kendra said...

your brain is just taking a little vacation until all the holidays are over and baby is born and sleeping through the night!! Cut yourself some slack, girl, you deserve it! It's not like you didn't just get back from vacation and you're trying to put together a ward christmas party, have a normal life, unpack, do laundry, make dinner....

Still, at least you have an excuse - what's mine?

Colleen said...

Very, very amusing. If whomever contacts you happens to find two.... and ditto to what Kendra said! You do have a FEW things on your plate at the moment!

granny said...

My money is on both of our masses of intelligence being in the same spot, chillin' and laughing and having a good time without (the rest of) us. Crikey, it is time for them to be FOUND. In the meantime, have fun double booking and I'll miss both appointments.

The Wizzle said...

Your brain sounds a lot like mine. :) I'll take a poke around, maybe you left it here in AZ!

Vicki said...

Pregnancy does the same thing to me, so go easy on yourself!

Mark Dixon said...

One of my favorite bumper stickers: "Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most."

JulSH said...

Oh how I love your wit...who needs a brain when you are so clever.

I'd like to tell you that your brain will return...but that 4th one really does a number on your brain (and your body!). So, I say: "Beat the odds!"

Sarah Jane said...

Very cute! I can sure relate. It gets better when you're not pregnant, but the brain still takes a hard hit!

Thanks for the laugh!
SJ :)

pass it on!

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