I found this in my drafts folder and it made me laugh out loud. These are real-life comments collected from various people (strangers and not) in my life. With a large family, I've had to develop a thick skin.
"This is my client, Heidi, and her baby. That's her fifth baby. But she's done."
"Oh, so this is your baby? You're done, right?"
"I've only been here [at my house] 30 minutes and I'm exhausted."
"I didn't think minivans had that many seat belts."
"My son and I were playing with dinosaurs and grouping them into families. He said, 'These ones could be the Bartles! There's a mom and a dad and a boy and a boy and a boy and a girl and a girl! Whoa! That's a lot of dinosaurs!"
I would add the "kids say the darndest things" tag to this post, but all of these comments came from adults. Gotta love it.